The implication was clear: if promoting the January 6, 2021, insurrection—which left at least seven people dead and more than a hundred police officers injured—doesn’t warrant suspension to Musk, then nothing else on the platform likely could.

It’s worse than that. What warrants suspension on Twitter now is hurting Melon’s feelings or having one of his rabid DM sliders tell him you’re a bad person. It’s become a personalist autocracy run by a man with the ego strength of a handful of cold dog shit.